WTF ? Not many recent posts for you to disagree with, so you had to go find somebody else to crab about ?
Oh yeah, stay away from my truck and my grill at the Hodown. I'm notorious for making folks wait until well past my predicted time of servage, and I keep a hot spatula on the coals to thwart off hungry, disgruntled patrons that try to sneak vittles from the grill.
There are typically several other folks just loitering in the vicinity of my grill and smoker. They WILL NOT help you, or answer any questions. They will not fetch you a drink, give you information, or give one flyin' chit about your ability to critique a food service establishment.
I don't cotton to reservations, or call ahead seating. I don't pretend to care how far you travelled to get there, or how many folks are in your party.
Overall, I'd give myself a rating of fair to poor. It all depends on MY mood, the severity of my hangover, and how much YOU b!tch.
I believe you will find that your entire dining experience will qualify as, " unacceptable ", to use your terms.
But, you can't beat my pricing, you forkin' restaurant snob !