Ham Sammich

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Ham Sammich

Post by Swamp_Fox » September 20th, 2005, 9:40 pm

I always thought a good ham sandwich required the following things:

Good grade of very thinly sliced ham.

A heavier bodied rye bread.

Baby swiss lorene cheese. The kind with the small holes.

Fresh lettuce.

Tomatoes, in season.

Hellmans mayo.

Horseradish mustard. If you are going to grind fresh horseradish combie it with a poupon style mustard.

I prefer mine a little heavy on the ham and cheese.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by BornBad » September 20th, 2005, 9:59 pm

Nothin says she cares like a greasy philly cheese steak sammich with extra onions.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by micus » September 21st, 2005, 10:01 am

Due to wet wood and a gas stove major malfunction; 3 of us pretty much lived on ham sammichies for the last four days. Still tasted just as good on the fourth day as the first.

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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Warmouth » September 21st, 2005, 10:54 am

I have issues with ham sammiches from time to time. Working landscaping through summers while I was in college, I had ham sammiches every day. It finally got to a point I just about gagged biting into a ham sammich that was just like the 70 I'd had before, for the last 70 days. I rode that rut just a little too long. I'm better now though.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Great White Hunter » September 21st, 2005, 11:09 am

Ahh does Dave need a wahbulance?
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Rafe Hollister » September 21st, 2005, 11:16 am

Your 7 yr. old teach you that one, Snowy?
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Warmouth » September 21st, 2005, 11:49 am

No, I needed a pastrami or roast beef sammich, just to mix things up. The soggy white bread and ham got old, really old.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by LadyAngler » September 21st, 2005, 11:55 am

Personally, I'm anti-ham. I have a preference for poultry. But go ahead, place your orders. There will be no delivery, however. (with only one exception) Image
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Great White Hunter » September 21st, 2005, 12:07 pm

Rafe, no he didn't. He did teach me, "Talk to the hand." That's the new line now, which is followed by a swift kick to the pants, by Dad.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Roscoe Dog » September 28th, 2005, 6:42 pm

LA do you know what the difference between a BJ and a ham sammich is?
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by LadyAngler » September 28th, 2005, 7:36 pm

Enlighten me....
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by RB » September 29th, 2005, 8:48 am

LA, bet he asks you to go to lunch. Image

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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Roscoe Dog » September 29th, 2005, 10:37 am

Thats it rainbow.
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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by Outdoorsfool » September 29th, 2005, 11:22 am

He did teach me, "Talk to the hand." That's the new line now, which is followed by a swift kick to the pants, by Dad.


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Re: Ham Sammich

Post by PoisonSnake » September 29th, 2005, 11:34 am

Roscoe Dog said:
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