Safety Tip

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Safety Tip

Post by Swamp_Fox » May 7th, 2004, 1:18 pm

Fat guys should wear a shirt while flinging arrows. It saves wear and tear on the nipple.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by BornBad » May 9th, 2004, 6:50 am

Amen...
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by sharps4590 » May 10th, 2004, 10:30 pm

I could tell a story about my trad bow shooting daughter-in-law that she shared with me, in the presence of my son and my wife, so don't go gettin' no stupid ideas....but it would be in poor taste. Evidently it hurts.

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Re: Safety Tip

Post by Roscoe Dog » July 1st, 2004, 11:33 am

Fat guys should always wear a shirt. Image
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by hobiecat » July 29th, 2004, 7:04 pm

Sharps, ya can't just throw out a teaser like that and then not tell the story!!! We love poor taste.

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Re: Safety Tip

Post by 2BHNTN » July 30th, 2004, 2:57 pm

I assume a nipple ring was involved, or possibly a ruptured breast implant.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by Gutpile » January 21st, 2005, 5:00 pm

My brothers used to shoot recurves back in the day, and they had two piece quivers that didnt have a "hood" cover the broadheads. One day my brother was string his bow with the arrows with broadheads on the quiver. The bow slipped and he took a broadhead through the inside of his upper arm. Cut a major artery in his arm. He bled like a sonufabitch. SO be carefull.....
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by PoisonSnake » March 7th, 2005, 7:18 pm

I would suggest that fat guys just keep their shirts on anywho.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by 2BHNTN » March 8th, 2005, 12:58 pm

I second that one.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by BornBad » March 8th, 2005, 1:10 pm

Shirt is not a problem, it's the pants I hate wearing.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by hobiecat » March 8th, 2005, 1:14 pm

Well, that's not that big a problem. Jus don't practice shootin while yer sittin down.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by CuppedAndCommitted » March 8th, 2005, 4:30 pm

As a fat guy, I don't even like seeing myself without a shirt on.
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Re: Safety Tip

Post by Outdoorsfool » June 3rd, 2005, 1:24 pm

BornBad said:
Shirt is not a problem, it's the pants I hate wearing.


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