I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."
"Yes?"
"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray'?"
"Sure."
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.
We ordered a drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.
"Hi, Ray," he said.
I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."
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That is priceless. SF, I guess only you and I have a sense (less) of humor...........none of the other deadbeats on here are posting anyting funny. Keep it up.
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RB your right, this place is dead, someone must have turn off the lights and shut the door..
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That's a good one SF.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Lonepine, we are open 24/7 around hera. We just need to get you infrequent flyers back on board with posting. If you have any ideas let me know......even if it is a bake sale. WM you are slacking in the posting department, step it up.lonepine wrote:RB your right, this place is dead, someone must have turn off the lights and shut the door..